Whom would you like to kiss under the mistletoe?
Submitted by EmmyAngua.
1.) There’s a tall, nerdy guy at work—probably, but not absolutely invariably, straight—that I wouldn’t mind kissing.
2.) There’s the guy I accosted at the beer-tasting at Tria Cafe.
3.) There’s a tuba player I used to know…he had the softest lips in the history of lips. I bet he still does.
4.) Tim Robbins
5.) The Soulmate-Who-Got-Away, maybe, depending on my mood….
6.) Vinny Testaverde?
Rivers Are Damp 
A friend of mine was college roommates with Tim Robbins. I’ll see what I can arrange.
I’m going to need a bigger Christmas stocking for Tim Robbins. After all, he’s tall. And, um, gorgeous. Thanks for the advance warning, Steve.